Perfect translation
Once upon a time, a sea pig visited its friend a flying mouse.
One-liners (English)
One line – one kill.
Mistakes
You do not need to do anything special to reach the success or outperform the competition, simple minimization of mistakes will be sufficient.
Termination
The most important clause in any agreement is the right to terminate it upon thirty days after the written notice.
Sales poem
Never thought I’ll be writing sales/marketing pitches’ rules as poems in English. Nevertheless here is the first “the earlier is the stage; the shorter the message!”
Win
There is always an owner of each win, and every fail is a military mascot.
How are you doing?
– How are you doing?
– Ill, but still…
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Seattle
City of Seattle is the capital of Austria with many kangaroos in there.
Mad scientist
When dealing with a mad scientist, make sure the guy is actually a scientist.
Brilliant idea
Brilliant idea. Let’s do not do it.
Light
The very moment you see the light at the tunnel’s end – turnaround and run!